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Tim Allen’s Question About Apes Tops this Week’s News Roundup

Posted on August 20, 2017 by Livio Andrea Acerbo

From the white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia (and death of Heather Heyer) to the terror attacks in Spain, this last week has been an especially rough one both online and off. Sure, a few small, funny things have been happening on the internet amidst all of it, but those blips have been largely drowned out by the crappiness of everything else. Is it pre-solar eclipse fever? Is it the downfall of Western civilization? Both, or somewhere in between? Before you get too distracted pondering that existential dilemma, here’s everything you might have missed online in the last seven days.

The President’s Pressed Press Conference

What Happened: President Trump’s do-over of a do-over didn’t really go over so well.

What Really Happened: After scenes of protestors clashing with white supremacists provoked a weak response from President Trump over the weekend, there was enough outcry to prompt a do-over Monday afternoon. The second response might have finally denounced racists, neo-Nazis, and white supremacists, but it was notably delivered under duress. Still, even a muted, two-days-late denunciation of racism is better than nothing, and it’s not like he’d hijack his own press conference the next day to walk back his anti-racism statements, right?

https://twitter.com/DanAmira/status/897551756963401728

https://twitter.com/AltUSPressSec/status/897608821694246912

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/897553607704412162

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/897552130155925504

https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/897560229390426112

https://twitter.com/TomSepulveda/status/897564624169467904

https://twitter.com/annefrankcenter/status/897558428343828480

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/897560797265633280

It was an almost unbelievable display that appalled and upset even Republicans and reporters alike. A president defending racists and decrying those who protested against them, using loaded language? Even for a historically race-baiting figure, this was new.

Of course, some people really liked it.

https://twitter.com/JawNeyBee/status/897579266891628544

https://twitter.com/ThinBlueLR/status/897579769310695424

https://twitter.com/AmericanVoterUS/status/897580040086355968

https://twitter.com/RealJack/status/897580407960592384

Others wanted members of the president’s own party to finally, finally take action—

https://twitter.com/Hogan80Hogan/status/897581105947312128

https://twitter.com/davidorlo/status/897584619335421952

—so much so that a hashtag, #DoSomethingGOP, was soon trending:

https://twitter.com/mgeecee/status/897779215055167488

https://twitter.com/jkev57/status/897788174650552323

https://twitter.com/eucalypso1021/status/897791885594566656

https://twitter.com/LitaTweets/status/897806052955226112

https://twitter.com/piscesbrent/status/897820661644656641

Soon #Impeach and #ImpeachTrump were trending and there was an uptick in the number of citizens calling for the president’s ouster. In an attempt to speed along the impeachment process (which might not be as unlikely as it seems, in terms of simple math), Anonymous doxxed 22 Republican members of Congress, because… that always makes things better, maybe?

The Takeaway: Honestly, this one feels like it’s still ongoing. (See below.)

Council Rebuffs

What Happened: As the president found it difficult to abandon racists, many people found it increasingly easier to abandon the president.

What Really Happened: Americans are, by now, used to seeing President Trump try to make policy on Twitter as opposed to, you know, the proper ways to do these things. But what happens when it’s not a matter of policy? What happens when announcements made on Twitter can be binding? The electorate got a glimpse into that world on Monday when, in the aftermath of Trump’s initial comments on the violence in Charlottesville, Merck Pharmaceuticals CEO Kenneth Frazier made an important announcement:

https://twitter.com/Merck/status/897065338566791169

Rather than accepting his resignation and thanking him for his service, the president took to Twitter to chime in on Frazier’s business practices.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/897079051277537280

OK, so that didn’t really go well. But things were about to get much worse.

https://twitter.com/Feleaks/status/897110302298451968

https://twitter.com/UnderArmour/status/897250195787964416

https://twitter.com/frozencanuck/status/897091307281108993

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/897287597214531584

https://twitter.com/ScottPaulAAM/status/897482381275283456

Things weren’t over yet, though.

https://twitter.com/jensdatter/status/897122084723318784

https://twitter.com/DerekCressman/status/897126863457271809

https://twitter.com/BenSchleuss/status/897225444302389248

Meanwhile, how was the president responding?

https://twitter.com/JustSchmeltzer/status/897291774296637440

https://twitter.com/BrandonTXNeely/status/897293467516366848

Well, silence for a little bit, anyway:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/897478270442143744

That sounds pretty definitive, doesn’t it? It doesn’t matter who quits, Trump can simply replace them! Or, you know, he could just not have a manufacturing council at all.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/897869174323728385

So, what happened? Funny you should ask.

https://twitter.com/MichaelSkolnik/status/897857042576281602

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/897863051776598016

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/897873172573421569

https://twitter.com/rosierifka/status/897903706510946305

Yes, that’s right; instead of watching the council disband through CEO resignations, Trump decided to end it himself. It worked (sort of), but then there was an entirely different council that left the president before he could break things off.

https://twitter.com/kalpenn/status/898547257062174724

The Takeaway: Twitter, you want to take this one?

https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/897877425509552129

Ape Shall Never Troll Ape

What Happened: Comedian Tim Allen asked a somewhat dumb science question on Twitter. Twitter, of course, didn’t let it slide.

What Really Happened: Sure, ABC canceled his show Last Man Standing, but don’t think that means Tim Allen is sitting around pondering imponderables to himself. No, he’s sharing such thoughts with the internet.

https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784

Most folks who’ve studied evolution already know the answer to this. So do a lot of folks on Twitter, who immediately started calling out Allen’s inquiry.

https://twitter.com/sirmitchell/status/897701783987998720

https://twitter.com/Sherlock_HoImie/status/897701084856283136

https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/897838182003290116

https://twitter.com/judstn/status/897837720126595072

https://twitter.com/PizzaEnjoyer/status/897857263343423489

Others, bless their good hearts, tried actually answering the question as if it had been a genuine one:

https://twitter.com/TerryHowell829/status/897714608806522880

https://twitter.com/JacquelynGill/status/897802061500350465

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/897774128685621248

https://twitter.com/dadflannels/status/897822295519096832

Even more were wondering if there weren’t other questions that should be asked on a related theme:

https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/897855148814422016

https://twitter.com/unrealgord/status/897794847486210048

https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/897845010057510912

https://twitter.com/DylanDooley7/status/897693606915575809

Even as Allen’s roasting made the media rounds, it was worth wondering: What was Tim Allen thinking when he tweeted this? There was at least one plausible theory:

https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/897921813509849088

The Takeaway: Wait. Apes… humans…. it seems like there’s a movie in there somewhere. Better yet, an entire series of movies.

https://twitter.com/travismcelroy/status/897941820616978432

America, According to James Woods

What Happened: James Woods hopped on Twitter to weigh in on the national debate over removing monuments. As is the case with most actors’ work, the reviews for his performance were mixed.

What Really Happened: This one is just surreal. Amidst all the right-wing concern that every single historical statue in America is under threat from a fictional “alt-left” that seeks to rewrite history, actor and one-time icon of sneery cool James Woods took to Twitter:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/897173485226786817

Melodramatic and misguided? Hilariously so… which made it ripe for Twitter to tear apart through parody.

https://twitter.com/important_celeb/status/897465249682665472

https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/897301139183595520

https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/897302704334045185

https://twitter.com/pawlowskithe4th/status/897318608145088512

https://twitter.com/SaiyanMemeGod/status/897310334427348995

Not content with letting him be trolled on Twitter, Woods’ embarrassment was immortalized by the media. That said, he didn’t back down in the face of ridicule.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/898044743057362944

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/898062387437346817

The Takeaway: Then again, maybe he had a point.

https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/897346394880696320

A Jury of Your Jeers

What Happened: In trying times like these, you might ask yourself: Can anything bring us together as one people again? The answer is yes. And it’s a court transcript.

What Really Happened: Remember Martin Shkreli? Sure you do, but it’s worth revisiting his being found guilty of securities fraud earlier this month nonetheless. What some of you might also remember was that, famously, the trial had problems finding a jury who wouldn’t be biased against the would-be pharma kingpin. This week, the internet had a chance to see how that actually happened when Harpers published portions of the jury selection transcript, which was genuinely amazing.

https://twitter.com/lmlauramarsh/status/897984449161207808

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/897856260107894785

https://twitter.com/veryann0yed/status/897967188430159873

https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/897962466298044417

https://twitter.com/TheRealWBTC/status/898026111820382210

https://twitter.com/BakerMachado/status/897926567816437760

https://twitter.com/emzanotti/status/898188990775472128

In a rough week around the world, the levity provided by the transcript—and the numerous stories linking to and referencing the comments, which were seemingly everywhere—was something to behold. Look at that; even someone like Martin Shkreli can bring joy to the world, after all.

The Takeaway: If any of this makes you feel bad for Shkreli, don’t. It could’ve been much worse.

https://twitter.com/WerderKyle/status/898338801893785600

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